Sustainable storytelling doesn’t really feel very … well, sustainable. Not in
the ‘joyous, must watch, slightly addictive, surprised me’ department anyway.
There’s lots of one-off pieces that capture people’s attention. But I’ve seen
little in the serial, episodic department to thrill and inspire me to consider a
slightly more resilient and sustainable existence.
And my last
blog
reminded me of some of the reasons for why.
I faintly praised the recent alignment of the Thomas the Tank
Engine
franchise and the UN Sustainable Development Goals. The reason for the
faintness lay in the apparent need to reengineer the narratives and characters
to make them more ‘correct’ — balanced, even, fair and ultimately,
anodyne?
Re-engineering narratives and characters to remove friction, discomfort,
distaste — the inappropriate and the sometimes highly imperfect humanity of them
— leaves a massive hole in the realm of sustainability communications.
In the blog, I referred to what I see as a fundamental truth: Doing good does
not require everyone to be insufferably ‘good’.
Bad is good, especially in storytelling. Bad provides friction. Discomfort and
imperfection make for more interesting narratives. Fact. Ask anyone who has to
do this for a living.
And ironing out the creases of our imperfect humanity — our need to swear and
cuss, our sometimes sleepwalk stereotyping; our baseness, old prejudices and new
loathings; our lazy referencing — erasing all of that makes no sense to me.
People love a good “baddie.” In fact, our waking dislike of goody-goodies mostly
outweighs our dislike of baddies.
This came to me like a rather late, lazy lightning bolt [my lightning bolt had
obviously chosen the slowest Southern Rail train, two buses and a walk], as
opposed to the one that once released from the hands of the gods, scorches
through the sky to light up what it strikes like a Christmas Tree [a
theologically and culturally specific reference that may exclude some rather
arch followers of monotheistic faiths other than the Christian one that bore the
cultural ritualism of the Christmas Tree, but I’m not changing it — as in this
lies half of my point].
The lazy bolt struck me while talking with Mark Downes, an old colleague and
friend of mine. We were discussing how to further develop the story arcs and
characters for his “Alphabravos” idea. The “Alphabravos” is Mark’s idea for an
episodic children’s film/TV series designed to entertain and educate children
about creating a more sustainable world, using five key Alphabravo characters
and a slew more for good measure.
What struck me was that our focus lay in the purposefully decent, cool and
quirky good guys — the Alphabravos themselves. And therein lay a missed trick.
Image credit: Alphabravos
The baddie was our best bit. The mad, bad and dangerous to know Mdudu was
the greatest unrealised character in the whole idea. In fact, in true
megalomaniac, socio-psychopathic, fully paid up, narcissistic fashion, it
was allabout him.
Yes, the individual Alphabravo characters would allow various children of
various, self-identified genders to choose their favourite character to
emulate and through which to learn the behaviours of a more sustainable life,
but Mdudu was the flame that the moths would fly to — the deeper, richer, most
enduring and attractive human element in the whole thing.
Because that’s what we do: We need the baddie to be the best character because,
in most traditional storytelling, the baddie is usually us at our ugly worst —
our unvarnished, heavily flawed now (the perfect starting point) — and the
heroes are us as we could be. The baddie is the measure by which we mark our
hope — our optimism of what could be and the journey to it.
So, baddies are the best.
In Alphabravo world, that means that Mdudu — in all his camp, scratchy,
self-obsessed, slightly savant, childish, distracted, brutal and nihilistic
ugliness — is the most beautiful thing that we have. And he must be developed —
but more importantly than that, he must be protected. Because if the PC Police
got half a whiff of him, here’s how the conversation might go:
So … “Mdudu.” Great name. What’s that about?
Mdudu is our big, bad baddie. It’s actually a Swahili name, originally from the
Arabic, for a large parasitic insect.
Hmmmn. Well, that’s not very cool. A little ethnic stereotyping there,
perhaps?
Huh?
The blight on the world comes from Africa and the Middle East. Is that your
point? A continent exclusively populated by despots, megalomaniacs, tyrants,
environmental spoilers and murderers? That won’t do. Especially when your baddie
is shaped by a western, white hand. Oh, no — that’s just perpetuating ancient
prejudices and colonial propaganda. So, there’s a real ethnic defamation issue
here. Anyway, let’s keep it positive — let’s see if we can salvage this. Why is
he called that?
Because it rhymes with ‘poo.’
Well, that’s very mature.
Well, it’s not meant to be. This is for 6- to 8-year-olds — everything is a fart
gag and a poo joke.
Is it, though? Really?
Yes. And I forgot to include bogies [boogers to our American cousins].
But that is so … infantile.
We can’t go telling a 6-year-old that Mdudu is a socio-psychopathic,
megalomaniacal destroyer of the planet’s natural
capital,
who lays waste to communities through flood, famine, war, pestilence and
environmental degradation. It’s far easier to say Mdudu is a big, fat poo.
Well, that’s incredibly insensitive.
What is?
Calling someone big and fat — that’s clearly, well, fattest and sizist. We just
don’t appreciate that kind of language
He’s a giant, animated, vaguely camp, clumsy baddie who’s a bit crap at his
job. C’mon!!
No, really! First off, why is he a He? Pretty standard gender stereotyping of
human tyranny and venality as being the sole domain of the male, if you ask me.
Psychopathic elitism — ergo: Man strong, woman weak. Sexism — pure and simple.
And it’s all so SENSATIONALIST! Why can’t it be more, well, relevant? Laying
waste to the world? Who does that? And I really don’t appreciate the recidivist
cliché of baddies being camp — obviously playing back into some post-WWII
caricature of the cruel, lisping Nazi Gauleiter — and making him clumsy to boot
— an object of ridicule! Surely, we are more advanced than this?
Nope. And I didn’t mention a speech impediment, by the way — you said lisping.
Not me. But I like it!
That’s not helping. And ‘poo’? Really. Can’t we do better than poo?
We? When did my idea become a We idea?
Wisdom of the Crowds is everything — surely you know that? And where’s the
redemption in all of this? Surely Mdudu is on a journey to redemption, no? On a
journey to, errmmm, a less pooey future?
Not really. His job is to be what we kick against. What we fight. The
possibility for bad in all of us. His job is to be BAD!!! What do you want him
to be? A giant, humourless, flawless, good-natured, global, gender-fluid, mostly
misunderstood Being (as we wouldn’t want to offend a species or genus, insect or
otherwise, now would we): a Being of no real provenance or roots or ethnic
specificity, with redeeming features like attending Mindfulness counselling when
he’s not trying lay waste to the world?
You’re doing that sensationalist thing again — but yes, so, let’s work with
this. Collaborate and co-create it. So, sure — let’s say, for example, we keep
him in the rhyming world. You could call the baddie Being ‘Do’ instead of Mdudu.
It’s positive, action-orientated, non-gender-specific. And if you really have to
make a poo rhyme, you still can. And yes, mindfulness counselling sounds
terrific. Positive attributes. Striving for better. Optimistic.
OK, so let me get this straight: The baddie is called Do, as in ‘doing’; and is
a broadly good-natured, slightly misunderstood, gender-non-specific entity with
no ethnic or genus specificity; whom, between doing vaguely unpleasant,
non-sensational things, attends self-help groups for mindfulness and anger
management. And perhaps runs a clean-up campaign in his local park?
Perfect.
Wow.
What?
You just sucked the light out of the world. I want to go and hide in a very,
very dull, dark room.
Now you’re just being childish.
Yes. That’s the point. It’s called aligning with your audience.
Still childish.
Fart face.
I rest my case.
To find out more about the Alphabravos, go
to: https://alphabravos.com.
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Julian Borra is a creative writer and strategist, based in London.
Published Apr 12, 2019 8am EDT / 5am PDT / 1pm BST / 2pm CEST